{"id":1193,"date":"2019-07-05T18:38:27","date_gmt":"2019-07-05T18:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peterschireson.com\/?p=1193"},"modified":"2023-03-21T13:31:39","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T17:31:39","slug":"notes-for-wedding-vows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterschireson.com\/notes-for-wedding-vows\/","title":{"rendered":"Notes for Wedding Vows"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div style=\"height:9px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019ll watch black and white movies exclusively.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I will not be fat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There will be acoustic guitar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It will be feng shui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I will not smoke indoors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I promise I\u2019ll stop doing that thing you hate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also, the other thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two or three children\u2014you decide\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ll read to them about snow, and<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>when they\u2019re older, I won\u2019t run away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ll make classic mistakes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>but in your final moments, I\u2019ll apologize.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When you\u2019re gone, I promise to be devastated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I will not feel relieved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:114px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Originally published in <em><a href=\"https:\/\/theamericanjournalofpoetry.com\/v5-schireson.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\" (opens in a new tab)\">The American Journal of Poetry<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ll watch black and white movies exclusively.<\/p>\n<p>I will not be fat.<\/p>\n<p>There will be acoustic guitar.<\/p>\n<p>It will be feng shui.<\/p>\n<p>I will not smoke indoors.<\/p>\n<p>I promise I\u2019ll stop doing that thing you hate.<\/p>\n<p>Also, the other thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1648,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Notes for Wedding Vows - Peter Schireson<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/peterschireson.com\/notes-for-wedding-vows\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Notes for Wedding Vows - Peter Schireson\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"We\u2019ll watch black and white movies exclusively. 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