{"id":1638,"date":"2021-07-05T19:55:45","date_gmt":"2021-07-05T19:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/peterschireson.com\/?p=1638"},"modified":"2023-03-21T13:23:59","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T17:23:59","slug":"how-we-met-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterschireson.com\/how-we-met-2\/","title":{"rendered":"How We Met"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
Do I have any pets?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I\u2019ve been wanting to get a dog. I\u2019m kind of an old soul,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
and I think dogs also tend to be old souls.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Psychobabble to convey depth\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don\u2019t like dogs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She finishes her steak,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
re-applies lipstick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faint lipstick fragrance: gardenia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You smell good,”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
which I considered saying earlier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Much better.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The waiter asks if we have room for dessert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am in her purse,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
jiggling around with the loose change.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do I have any pets?<\/p>\n
“I\u2019ve been wanting to get a dog. I\u2019m kind of an old soul,<\/p>\n
and I think dogs also tend to be old souls.”<\/p>\n
Psychobabble to convey depth\u2014<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t like dogs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1634,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,27],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n